WIFE WANTED ASAP!

09Jun09

I’m posting this as recently lots of my friends are either getting married or thinking of getting married. Sigh~

Oh, before you jump to any conclusion, this has no sexist element whatsoever in it. It is just plain frank and honest and some part true. In a way it is “sweet”.

WANTED: One wife for two or three days per week, may include one evening every now and then. Duties will include general straightening up after 22 year old single male, helping him shop for clothes, cooking, keeping his calendar, reminding him of proper etiquette, nagging, and generally keeping him from being a lazy bastard. Marital obligations not necessary but encouraged, so is use of French Maid outfit. Will definitely not be needed on Sundays during Fall and Winter. Bail money, if necessary, will be reimbursed. Compensation includes leftovers and the satisfaction of a job well done.

quoted from john madison

p/s: yes it has been a year.